It's Not The Hours You Put In

The Average Tourist Wants To Go To Places Where There Are No Tourists.

The Sight Of Home Looks Best After You've Traveled Hundreds Of Miles To Get Away From It.

Nothing Is As Frustrating As Arguing With Someone Who Knows What He's Talking About.

A Neighbor Will Stand At Your Door Talking For 20 Minutes Because She Doesn't Have Time To Come In.

I Try To Figure My Adjusted Gross Income, But No Matter How I Figure It, It's Still Gross.