It's Not Easy Being A Father, But

When I Get Up In The Morning, I Have To Decide What I'm Going To Have For Dinner Or I Can't Get Through The Day.

You Know You Are Getting Old When People Tell You How Good You Look.

Banks Have A New Image. Now You Have 'a Friend,' Your Friendly Banker. If The Banks Are So Friendly, How Come They Chain Down The Pens?

Let's Face It: It's Difficult Enough To Be Funny Without Worrying About What Is Going To Offend Whom.

The World Is Full Of Little Dictators Trying To Run Your Life.