It's Interesting, Because I Tend To Trust

My Sophomore Year I Spent Exactly One Day On The Jv Football Team. It Was The Tryout Day.

I Love Christmas. Frosty The Snowman, Peace On Earth And Mangers, Salvation Army Bell Ringers And Reindeer, The Movie 'meet Me In St. Louis,' Office Parties And Cookies.

Homemade Sweaters Are Always Itchy.

The Most Important Thing Is To Write Material That You Think Is Funny. If You Don't Think It's Funny, But You're Convinced That Other People Will Think It Is, Well They Won't.

If There's One Thing That Everyone Can Agree On, It's That, Right Or Wrong, They Hate The Press.