It's Better To Be Known By Six

You Make Friends With Older People And You Always Feel Young No Matter What.

I'm Not A Big Fan Of The Post-armageddon Stories, Where Denzel Washington Is Walking Around In A Torn Coat.

In The Beginning Of Any Career, In Every Job, People Are Always Forcing You To The Middle.

Starting To Drink Now In Preparation For New Years. No More Last Minute Stuff Like Christmas.

If Anything Happens To Me, Tell Every Woman I've Ever Gone With I Was Talking About Her At The End. That Way, They'll Have To Reevaluate Me.