I've Always Liked To Think Ahead. Not

When I Audition, I Understand What It Takes And The Insecurities That Come With It. If I Do Anything, I Put Actors At Ease. I Used To Tell Directors Who Weren't Actors, The Best Thing They Could Do Was Take An Acting Class For A Couple Of Months. Just To Understand.

When I Die, If The Word 'thong' Appears In The First Or Second Sentence Of My Obituary, I've Screwed Up.

You Know, I Became A Director Out Of Necessity. I Was Writing Comedies, And I Couldn't Find Anybody To Deliver It Correctly.

Movies Are An Expensive Business.

Acceptance Is Going To A Restaurant Where The Salad's Not Great, But The Steak Is Fine.