It's Always Bad News When You Kill

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I Didn't Realize It Was October Until I Saw The Chicago Cubs Choking.

President Obama’s Approval Ratings Are So Low Now, Kenyans Are Accusing Him Of Being Born In The United States.

You're Not Famous Until My Mother Has Heard Of You.

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