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Orrin Hatch Was The Keynote Speaker At The Last Meeting Of The Association Of American Editorial Cartoonists. He Sought Me Out Because He Was A Fan. I Was Thinking He Had Confused Me With Someone Else.

Bernie Sanders Is An Impressive Guy. His Authenticity And His Credibility Stem Precisely From The Fact That He Has Been Marginalized From The Mainstream Political Process For Decades. He's Been In The Us Senate, Yeah, He Has Had A Life In Politics For Thirty Years, But He's Never Really Been Able To Get Anything Done. He's The Only Socialist In The Us Congress. He's Not A Democrat Or A Republican, But He's Always Been Saying The Same Things About Income Inequality, In Particular.

Saddam Hussein, Influenced By Fascism, Ordered The Deaths Of Tens Of Thousands Of People, Fought Two Disastrous Wars, Turned His Nation Into An International Pariah And Ruined His Country’s Economy. In Other Words, His Record Is Identical To George W. Bush’s.

Conservative Humor Is Frankly Harder Than Liberal Humor. You Get Points For Just Being Liberal. You Can Get More Points If You Make Fun Of Your Own Side Sometimes.

Over Time, However, The Endless War In Iraq Began To Play A Role In Natural Selection. Only Idiots Signed Up; Only Idiots Died. Back Home, The Average I.q. Soared.