It's A New Town. The Old Elegance

A Joke A Day Keeps The Gloom Away!

I Was Wearing Corn Plasters Above And Below My Toes And Taping My Ankles Twice.

In The Future, All Robots Will Act Like Don Knotts.

Due To A Big Bust In Cuba, My Father's Business Suffered Badly, So I Was Free To Choose My Own Career. I Became A Professional Dancer, And I Went On The Road And Started Making Real Money.

Everybody In Hollywood Was In Around The World In 80 Days. If You Weren't, You Left Town And Made Up An Excuse.