I Had To Keep From Laughing When

I Should Remember More, And I Have A Pretty Good Memory.

Due To A Big Bust In Cuba, My Father's Business Suffered Badly, So I Was Free To Choose My Own Career. I Became A Professional Dancer, And I Went On The Road And Started Making Real Money.

I Was Supposed To Be A Romancer, Either Wooing The Leading Lady Or Competing With The Leading Man For Her.

When Someone's Acting For A Scene, They Can Fool The Camera. But In Everyday Life, Unless You're Watching And Censoring Yourself Every Minute, Or Spending All Your Time In The Company Of Ladies, What You Feel Is Bound To Show In Your Eyes.

We Latins Make Splendid Lovers And Splendid Older Men.