It's A Life Of Five-card Draw, And

Whiskey Will Always Be A Part Of My Life.

I'm Not Going To Lie To You Fellas, I've Been Drinking

I Found A Way For Her To Fall Asleep, Paris Hilton, Talk To Herself.

I Had A Career Before The Stern Show, On Mad Tv. I Was On The First Two Seasons Of That And I Got Kicked Off It Because Of Possession Of Cocaine.

Have You Ever Googled Yourself? I Did, Most Depressing Thing Ever. People Have Websites Hoping I Die At 38.