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Knowin' All About Baseball Is Just About As Profitable As Bein' A Good Whittler.

Honesty Pays, But It Doesn't Seem To Pay Enough To Suit Some People.

Lots Of Fellows Think A Home Is Only Good To Borrow Money On.

The Only Time Some Fellows Are Seen With Their Wives Is After They're Indicted.

There Are Two Ways To Handle A Woman, And Nobody Knows Either Of Them.