It Is Impossible To Design Anything That

One Morning I Shot An Elephant In My Pajamas. How He Got Into My Pajamas I'll Never Know.

You Can Leave In A Huff. Or You Can Leave In A Minute And A Huff.

Groucho: You Know I Think You're The Most Beautiful Woman In The World? Woman: Really? Groucho: No, But I Don't Mind Lying If It Gets Me Somewhere.

Ever Since They Found Out That Lassie Was A Boy, The Public Has Believed The Worst About Hollywood

Each Morning When I Open My Eyes I Say To Myself: I, Not Events, Have The Power To Make Me Happy Or Unhappy Today.