It Distresses Me, This Failure To Keep

You Will Find That The Woman Who Is Really Kind To Dogs Is Always One Who Has Failed To Inspire Sympathy In Men.

I Prefer That Laughter Shall Take Me Unawares. Only So Can It Master And Dissolve Me.

Women Who Love The Same Man Have A Kind Of Bitter Freemasonry.

Incongruity Is The Mainspring Of Laughter.

Every One, Even The Richest And Most Munificent Of Men, Pays Much By Cheque More Light-heartedly Than He Pays Little In Specie.