Incongruity Is The Mainspring Of Laughter.

It Is A Part Of English Hypocrisy Or English Reserve, That Whilst We Are Fluent Enough In Grumbling About Small Inconveniences, We Insist On Making Light Of Any Great Difficulties Or Grief's That May Beset Us.

Golf: The Most ... Perfect Expression Of National Stupidity.

People Who Insist On Telling Their Dreams Are Among The Terrors Of The Breakfast Table.

It Is Easier To Confess A Defect Than To Claim A Quality.

A Hundred Eyes Were Fixed On Her, And Half As Many Hearts Lost To Her.