It Ain't A Party Til Something Gets

Charlie Sheen Has The Potential To Cause Your Soul To Weep And Forfeit

It's Not About The Big Deal You Struck That Day, It's Not About The New Car, It's Not About The Obvious Stuff. It's About That Little Introspective Moment You Had In The Middle Of All That. Those Are Moments Between The Moments, And That's Where Life Is.

As Kids We're Not Taught How To Deal With Success; We're Taught How To Deal With Failure. If At First You Don't Succeed, Try, Try Again. If At First You Succeed, Then What?

I'm Not Wearing A Golden Sombrero.

I Think The Honesty Not Only Shines Through In My Work, But Also My Personal Life. And I Get In Trouble For Being Honest. I'm Extremely Old-fashioned. I'm A Nobleman. I'm Chivalrous.