I'm Not Wearing A Golden Sombrero.

I Never Insert Myself Into Situations Where I Am Completely Blind Or Don't Have A Single Clue About What's Being Discussed. I Don't To Be An Impostor And Just Helping For The Sake Of Helping. If I Am Going To Help Somebody, I Want It To Be Valuable. And If They Don't Follow My Advice, Then They Are A Frigging Idiot. I'm Joking.

They Sell Pot Named After Me In The Dispensaries. And I'm Not Even A Pot Guy. I Was So Honored.

I'm Tired Of Pretending Like I'm Not Bitching, A Total Fricking Rock Star From Mars...

Here's The Good News. If I Realize That I'm Insane, Then I'm Okay With It. I'm Not Dangerous Insane.

You Have This Great Big Fantasy Life, And It Looks Like A Non-stop 24/7 Party. But What Do You Do When You Get To The End Of The Internet And There's Nothing Left To Buy? There's Just A Picture Of Wayne Newton Flipping You Off.