Is Is Difficult To Be Angry With

I Am So Tired Of Ruggedly Handsome Heroes. I Don't Know Too Many Ruggedly Handsome People Who Are Necessarily Nice People. In Fact, The Beautiful People Have A Big Handicap Because They Rely Too Much On Their Appearance And Don't Bother To Become Interesting.

A Church Ought To Express The Joy Of Religion As Well As Its Majesty.

Now, Mama, Papa, And Sir," Said Ramses, "please Withdraw To The Farthest Corner And Crouch Down With Your Backs Turned. It Is As I Feared; We Will Never Break Through By This Method. The Walls Are Eight Feet Thick. Fortunately I Brought Along A Little Nitroglycerin--" "oh, Good Gad," Shrieked Inspector Cuff.

In The Silence I Heard Bastet, Who Had Retreated Under The Bed, Carrying On A Mumbling, Profane Monologue. (if You Ask How I Knew It Was Profane, I Presume You Have Never Owned A Cat.)

There Was No Warning, Not Even A Knock. The Door Flew Open, And He Forgot His Present Aches And Pains In Anticipation Of What Lay In Store. The Figure That Stood In The Door Was Not That Of An Enemy. It Was Worse. It Was His Mother.