If Soccer Was An American Soft Drink,

When My Love Returns From The Ladies Room, Will I Be Too Old To Care?

If Love Were Oil, / I'd Be About A Quart Low.

Life Is Like A Dogsled Race. If You Ain't The Lead Dog, The Scenery Never Changes.

God Bless Merle Haggard. He Did All The Things That Johnny Cash Was Supposed To Have Done.

You Call To A Dog And A Dog Will Break Its Neck To Get To You. Dogs Just Want To Please. Call To A Cat And Its Attitude Is, 'what's In It For Me?'