If Soccer Was An American Soft Drink,

They Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat.

Yankees Don't Understand That The Southern Way Of Talking Is A Language Of Nuance. What We Can Do In The South Is We Can Take A Word And Change It Just A Little Bit And Make It Mean Something Altogether Different.

If Love Were Oil, / I'd Be About A Quart Low.

Baptists Never Make Love Standing Up. They're Afraid Someone Might See Them And Think They're Dancing.

Life Is Like A Dogsled Race. If You Ain't The Lead Dog, The Scenery Never Changes.