Inflation Is When You Pay Fifteen Dollars

Many Trees Could Be Saved If The Government Stopped Printing Tax Forms.

The Average Tourist Wants To Go To Places Where There Are No Tourists.

A Neighbor Will Stand At Your Door Talking For 20 Minutes Because She Doesn't Have Time To Come In.

On Every Commercial Flight, The Traveler Is Told, "your Seat Cushion Can Be Used As A Flotation Device". The Question Is, Why Doesn't The Plane Just Become A Boat?

Life Begins As A Quest Of The Child For The Man, And Ends As A Journey By The Man To Rediscover The Child.