Individuality' Is The Key To Success.

A Sigh Is An Amplifier For People Who Suffer In Silence.

With My Luck, If I Ever Invested In General Motors, They'd Bust It To Corporal!

Happiness Is A Very Small Desk And A Very Big Wastebasket.

In Prehistoric Times, Mankind Often Had Only Two Choices In Crisis Situations: Fight Or Flee. In Modern Times, Humor Offers Us A Third Alternative; Fight, Flee - Or Laugh.

You Wouldn't Want Alan Greenspan To Write The Instructions For Assembling A Beach Chair.