You Wouldn't Want Alan Greenspan To Write

If You Can Laugh Together, You Can Work Together.

If Somebody Accuses You In A Story Of Being A Crook, You Can Demand That They Prove It. But If A Comic Says It And You Protest, People Say, 'what's The Matter, You Can't Take A Joke?

The Best Birthdays Of All Are Those That Haven't Arrived Yet.

Most People Would Like To Be Delivered From Temptation But Would Like It To Keep In Touch.

They Say Kids Today Don't Know The Value Of A Dollar. They Certainly Do Know The Value Of A Dollar. That's Why They Ask For Five.