In Western Australia They Don't Even Know

We're Told Cars Cause Pollution. A Hundred Years Ago City Streets Were Ankle Deep In Horse Excrement. What Kind Of Pollution Do You Want? Would You Rather Die Of Cancer At Eighty Or Typhoid Fever At Nine?

Germans Respond Well To Lies. At Least, They Always Have Historically.

There Aren't Many Political Humorists. Dave Barry Is Excellent, But He Doesn't Do It Much.

I Don't Think I'll Ever Be A Real Boat Reporter. My Rolex Isn't Big Enough.

The Very Existence Of The Bicycle Is An Offense To Reason And Wisdom.