In My Life, I Have Driven Some

You Might Be A Redneck If You Can Amuse Yourself For More Than An Hour With A Fly Swatter.

Every Generation Thinks They Invented Sex, Which Is The Stupidest Assumption In The World Because If That Was The Case, You Wouldn't Even Be Here.

I Wish I Could Relate To The People I'm Related To.

You Might Be A Redneck If Every Electrical Outlet In Your House Is A Fire Hazard.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Dog Can't Watch You Eat Without Gagging.