In Feature Films The Director Is God;

Seeing A Murder On Television Can Help Work Off One's Antagonisms. And If You Haven't Any Antagonisms, The Commercials Will Give You Some.

I Would Almost Say That The Best Screen Actor Is The Man Who Can Do Nothing Extremely Well.

I Enjoy Playing The Audience Like A Piano.

A Glimpse Into The World Proves That Horror Is Nothing Other Than Reality.

The Length Of A Film Should Be Directly Related To The Endurance Of The Human Bladder.