I Enjoy Playing The Audience Like A

Conversation Is The Enemy Of Good Wine And Food.

For Me, The Cinema Is Not A Slice Of Life, But A Piece Of Cake.

There Is Something More Important Than Logic: Imagination

This Weapon [an Ax] Is Primitive But Effective. And It's Also Guaranteed To Be Fifty-percent Painless. You See, It Takes Two People To Operate, And The Person At This End [the Handle] Doesn't Feel A Thing.

These Are Bagpipes. I Understand The Inventor Of The Bagpipes Was Inspired When He Saw A Man Carrying An Indignant, Asthmatic Pig Under His Arm. Unfortunately, The Man-made Sound Never Equalled The Purity Of The Sound Achieved By The Pig.