In Every Human Endeavor, Persistence Is Everything.

Anyone That Says Looks Don't Count Is Lying. Of Course They Do. Even Babies Go To The Attractive Face. It's The Way Humans Work.

I've Learned To Have Absolutely No Regrets About Any Jokes I've Ever Done.

I Wish I Could Tell You It Gets Better. It Doesn't Get Better. You Get Better.

I Told My Mother-in-law That My House Was Her House, And She Said, 'get The Hell Off My Property.'

No More Botox For Me. Betty White's Bowels Move More Than My Face.