In Every Human Endeavor, Persistence Is Everything.

I Hate Thin People; 'oh, Does The Tampon Make Me Look Fat?'

I Adore My Apartment In New York. It Was A Ballroom That I Remade, So It's Like A Loft But Done By Louis The Fifteenth.

I Have Flabby Thighs, But Fortunately My Stomach Covers Them.

The Ideal Beauty Is A Fugitive Which Is Never Found.

Don't Talk To Me About Gravity. When I Get Out Of Bed In The Morning, I Have To Be Careful Not To Step On My Breasts.