Imitation Isn't The Sincerest Form Of Flattery

Heard About The Young Deaf Boy Who Used Sign Language-one Day He Told His Mother A Dirty Joke And She Washed His Hands Out With Soap

I Consider The Television Set As The American Fireplace, Around Which The Whole Family Will Gather.

I Don't Hate My Enemies. After All, I Made 'em.

She Has An Electric Blender, Electric Toaster And Electric Bread Maker. She Said "there Are Too Many Gadgets And No Place To Sit Down!" So I Bought Her An Electric Chair.

I'm Nuts And I Know It. But So Long As I Make 'em Laugh, They Ain't Going To Lock Me Up.