If You Wanted To Torture Me, You'd

Would I Love To Run Around And Check Out If Jennifer Aniston Was Looking For A Boyfriend? Yeah, It Would Be Interesting For A Minute. But Would I Trade In My Life To Get Her And Angelina [jolie]? No Way. I've Got Something Better. And I Don't Need The Neuroses Of Two Type-a Personalities In My Life. One Is Enough.

I'm A Football Guy. Baseball, I Enjoy It At Playoff Time.

I Would Kick This Bad World's Ass If I Could Just Get On My Feet

I Don't Work Well Outside The Lines; My Report Card Once Read, "doesn't Play Well With Others."

The Spirits, They Intoxicate Me. I Watched Them Infiltrate My Soul. They Try To Say It's Too Late For Me. Once I Was Promised Absolution, There's Only One Solution For My Sins. And I Blame This World, For Making A Good Man Evil. Now I Ain't Getting Into Heaven, If The Devil Has His Way.