I Would Kick This Bad World's Ass

I'm A Football Guy. Baseball, I Enjoy It At Playoff Time.

With An Iron-clad Fist, I Wake Up And French-kiss The Morning.

Success Is Falling Nine Times And Getting Up Ten.

If People Have To Tell You How Successful They Are, They Really Aren't That Successful.

Some Of My Best Friends Are Gay Guys, And They Said, "you're So Straight, We're Not Interested."