If You Stay Here Much Longer You'll

If You Stay Here Much Longer You'll All Be Slitty-eyed.

There's A Lot Of Your Family In Tonight.

They're A Damn Nuisance - I've Got One In My Bathroom And Every Time I Run My Bath The Steam Sets It Off.

[after Accepting A Gift From A Kenyan Woman] You Are A Woman, Aren't You?

"it Looks As Though It Was Put In By An Indian." He Later Backtracked: "i Meant To Say Cowboys."