A Gun Is No More Dangerous Than

Oh No, I Might Catch Some Ghastly Disease.

A Few Years Ago, Everybody Was Saying We Must Have More Leisure, Everyone's Working Too Much. Now Everybody's Got More Leisure Time They're Complaining They're Unemployed. People Don't Seem To Make Up Their Minds What They Want.

There Is Nothing Like It For Morale To Be Reminded That The Years Are Passing - Ever More Quickly - And That Bits Are Dropping Off The Ancient Frame. But It Is Nice To Be Remembered At All.

We Don't Come Here For Our Health. We Can Think Of Other Ways Of Enjoying Ourselves.

You Could Do With Losing A Little Bit Of Weight.