If You're Going To Cheat, It's Better

50% Of All Married People Are Women

It Ain't Like Football. You Can't Make Up No Trick Plays.

I Don't Like Seeing Myself On Television. I Don't Like It.

Texas Has A Lot Of Electrical Votes. [during An Election Campaign, After George Bush Stated That Texas Was Important To The Election]

In Baseball, You Don't Know Nothin'.