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I Don't Like Seeing Myself On Television. I Don't Like It.

Pitching Always Beats Batting — And Vice-versa.

I Take A Two Hour Nap Between 1pm And 3pm.

Anybody Who Can't Hear The Difference Between A Ball Hitting Wood And A Ball Hitting Concrete Must Be Blind.

Failure Is Just Another Opportunity To Start Over.