If You're Given A Choice Between Money

If It Interests You, They Don't Have To Pay You. It's A Fascinating Business Anyway-it's Very Nice To Be Paid-but When You Do Thrilling Material, It's Like Buying A Piece Of Furniture That's Really Good.

If You're Given A Choice Between Money And Sex Appeal, Take The Money. As You Get Older, The Money Will Become Your Sex Appeal.

It Is The Ordinary Woman Who Knows Something About Love; The Gorgeous Ones Are Too Busy Being Gorgeous.

It Would Be A Terrific Innovation If You Could Get Your Mind To Stretch A Little Further Than The Next Wisecrack.

I Was Fearless...and Lawless.