If You Decide To Do Comedy That

You're Supposed To Have Friends You Can Tell Anything To.

Like I Said About Seinfeld And Chris Rock, They're A Great Combination Of Brilliance And Hard Work. [but] There Are People Who Are Brilliant And Don't Work Hard, And There Are People Who Are Brilliant And Sabotage Themselves.

Making My Family Laugh When I Was Little - It Became An Addiction. It Was A Kind Of Survival.

I'll Tell You Why We Make Fun Of Midgets: We're Not Afraid Of Them.

If We Can Send A Person To The Moon, We Can Send Someone With Aids To The Moon, And Then Someday We Can Send Everybody With Aids To The Moon.