If Winning Weren't Important Nobody Would Keep

The Nicest Thing About Coaching Is That One Day You Feel Like You Can Play Handball Against A Curb, And On Other Days You Feel Like You Can Fly To The Moon.

When I Was Losing, They Called Me Nuts. When I Was Winning They Called Me Eccentric.

All Love Affairs End. Eventually The Girl Is Gonna Put Curlers In Her Hair.

When A Guy Takes Off His Coat, He's Not Going To Fight. When A Guy Takes Off His Wristwatch, Watch Out!

It's So Ridiculous To See A Golfer With A One Foot Putt And Everybody Is Saying "shhh" And Not Moving A Muscle. Then We Allow Nineteen Year-old Kids To Face A Game-deciding Free Throw With Seventeen Thousand People Yelling.