If There's Anything Worse Than Being 16,

Don't Worry About Never Having Time To Write. Just Write What You Can In The Time You Do Have And Give Yourself A Big Clap On The Back, Followed By A Double Latte And A Blueberry Muffin.

English People Are Famous For Never Speaking Out But Only Saying What They Really Feel About You Behind Your Back. Americans Believe The Shortest Distance Between Two Points Is A Straight Line. I Like Exploring Those, Er, Differences In National Snippiness.

I Went Freelance In 1996 And My Children Are Now Teenagers And It Seemed Right.

Being Boring Is Just Wrong, Isn't It? You Wouldn't Have Got Anywhere Being Boring.

I Don't Mind Being Called Snobbish, A Pain And A Social Climber, But Being Called Unkind Really Hurts.