If The World Somehow Actually Ends Tomorrow,

Hockey's My Favorite Sport.

Happy Easter Everyone! Jesus Dies, Comes Back From The Dead - And We Get Chocolate Eggs. It's Like Turn-down Service From God.

Jon Stewart Is Exactly The Same Guy He's Always Been, Only With Money. He Knows That The Moment He Really Believes He's Important, The Funny Goes Away And He Becomes Bill O'reilly, Except Shorter And Jewish.

I Believe In Prescription Drugs. I Believe In Feeling Better.

We Drink And We Die And Continue To Drink.