Hockey's My Favorite Sport.

Firefighters Don't Go On Strike.

Jerry Lewis Has Been Married Twenty Times. He Gets Married On A Tuesday, They Find His Wife Dead In A Swimming Pool On Thursday. Maybe If You Married Someone Who's Old Enough To Swim Next Time, Ok Jerry?

When You Write About Real Life, There's Always A Chance That Somebody Involved Is Going To See It And Get Upset.

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Ann Romney Talking About Middle Class Moms Is Like Chris Christie Talking About A Salad