If The Police Ever Try To Pick

If The Police Ever Try To Pick Me Up, Michael Jackson Told Me I Can Hide Out At His House.

With Katrina, It's Almost Like The Sequel That Doesn't Live Up To The Original. It's Certainly A Shocking Event And A Tragedy, But Somehow As A Big Event It Doesn't Seem To Carry As Much Weight With The Public As 9/11 Did.

I Always Try To Avoid Anything That Has To Do With My Life.

I Have Always Felt Comedy And Tragedy Are Roommates. If You Look Up Comedy And Tragedy, You Will Find A Very Old Picture Of Two Masks. One Mask Is Tragedy. It Looks Like Its Crying. The Other Mask Is Comedy. It Looks Like Its Laughing. Nowadays, We Would Say, How Tasteless And Insensitive. A Comedy Mask Is Laughing At A Tragedy Mask.

I'd Make Jack Benny Look Like A Philanthropist.