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If You Don't Learn To Laugh At Troubles, You Won't Have Anything To Laugh At When You Grow Old.

Never Tell A Secret To A Bride Or A Groom; Wait Until They Have Been Married Longer.

When A Friend Is In Trouble, Don't Annoy Him By Asking If There Is Anything You Can Do. Think Up Something Appropriate And Do It.

There Is Only One Thing People Like That Is Good For Them; A Good Night's Sleep.

I Declare My Belief That It Is Not Your Duty To Do Anything That Is Not To Your Own Interest. Whenever It Is Unquestionably Your Duty To Do A Thing, Then It Will Benefit You To Perform That Duty.