If Plan A Fails, They Could Always

Figo Is As Important To England As Beckham Is.

If Plan A Fails, They Could Always Revert To Plan A.

Mick Mccarthy Will Have To Replace Cascarino Because He's Quickly Running Out Of Legs.

Exeter City's Trip To Old Trafford Will Be A Great Day For Their Fans But That Is About It - They Won't Get The Result They Want Against Manchester United.

When I Lived In Rural Oxfordshire, I Was Walking Home Across A Field When I Stroked A Cow. The Damn Thing Butted Me In The Orchestras.