If It Was Raining Soup, The Irish

I Was Court-martialled In My Absence, And Sentenced To Death In My Absence, So I Said They Could Shoot Me In My Absence.

Every Cripple Has His Own Way Of Walking.

I'm A Drinker With A Writing Problem.

To Get Enough To Eat Was Regarded As An Achievement. To Get Drunk Was A Victory.

Nothing Hurts More Than The Friendly Letter That One Never Got Around To Writing.