I'm A Drinker With A Writing Problem.

The Big Difference Between Sex For Money And Sex For Free Is That Sex For Money Usually Costs A Lot Less.

Scream At God If That's The Only Thing That Will Get Results.

A Man Is Fortunate If He Encounters Living Examples Of Vice, As Well As Of Virtue, To Inspire Him.

Ninety-seven Saint Days A Year Wouldn't Affect The Theater, But Two Yom Kippurs Would Ruin It.

The Bible Was A Consolation To A Fellow Alone In The Old Cell. The Lovely Thin Paper With A Bit Of Matress Stuffing In It, If You Could Get A Match, Was As Good A Smoke As I Ever Tasted.