If It Doesn't Work Out There Will

Why Don't We Get Drunk And Screw?

When The Good Times Come Around, They Gallup In Like Wild Horses. You Just Try To Stay On Them For As Long As You Can. And When They Throw You Offyou Just Wait In The Shade Until They Come Around Again.

[writing] Is Edit, Edit, Edit. It's Almost Like Getting A Boat Ready To Go To Sea. You've Still Got A Countless Number Of Things Left To Fix, But You've Just Got To Go, "o.k., Everybody Get On The Boat. We're Going, Ready Or Not."

There's A Little Bit Of Fruitcake Left In Everyone Of Us.

Elvis Was The Only Man From Northeast Mississippi Who Could Shake His Hips And Still Be Loved By Rednecks, Cops, And Hippies.