Why Don't We Get Drunk And Screw?

When The Good Times Come Around, They Gallup In Like Wild Horses. You Just Try To Stay On Them For As Long As You Can. And When They Throw You Offyou Just Wait In The Shade Until They Come Around Again.

Whatever Thrills You, Anything You Love To Do, Just Say - Someday, I Will.

These Old Ballparks Are Like Cathedrals In America. We Don't Have Big Old Gothic Cathedrals Like They Do In Europe. But We Got Baseball Parks.

Found A Shaman In A Diaper With A Poppy Pot. When I Asked If He Was Cold, He Said Just Think Hot.

If Someone Wants A Piece Of You, Never Let Them Pay. What You Do Not Give To Them Time Takes Anyway.