If I Studied All My Life, I

The Nation Is Prosperous On The Whole, But How Much Prosperity Is There In A Hole?

Never Slap A Man Who Is Chewing Tobacco.

Diplomats Are Just As Essential To Starting A War As Soldiers Are For Finishing It... You Take Diplomacy Out Of War, And The Thing Would Fall Flat In A Week.

Ammunition Beats Persuasion When You Are Looking For Freedom.

When I Make A Joke, Nobody Gets Injured... When Congress Makes A Joke, It's The Law.