If I'm A Commodity, It Wouldn't Be

I Don't Care About Clinton's Haircuts Or His Affairs Or Any Of That Stuff.

If I'm A Commodity, It Wouldn't Be A Wise Idea To Buy Stock In Me - Although, In The Long Run, Maybe I'm A Slow Growth Investment.

I've Long Ago Compromised My Eight Hours A Night.

I Mean, What Are They Scared Of? Who's Going To Vote For Anyone From The Communist Party, For God's Sake?

As We Applaud The Hard-edged Realism Of The Opening Battle Scene Of Saving Private Ryan, We Cringe At The Thought Of Seeing The Same On The Nightly News.we Are Told It Would Be Pornographic.