If I Had Free Time To Go

If A Poor Family Falls On Hard Times In The Woods, And No One Is Around To Care, Did It Really Happen?

If Our Founding Fathers Wanted Us To Care About The Rest Of The World, They Wouldn't Have Declared Their Independence From It.

In America, We Know To Ignore Artists If They're Serious In Any Way.

There Must Be A God, Because I Don't Know How Things Work.

Global Warming Isn't Real Because I Was Cold Today! Also Great News: World Hunger Is Over Because I Just Ate.