If I Gave You A Pity Position

About That Proposal, Cupcake..." Morelli

Suppose I Lay Down On The Pavement And You Run Over Me A Few Times With My Own Car...just For Old Times.

When You Get Ready To Write Your Novel, Outline It First. There's Nothing Worse Than Getting Halfway Through And Realizing You've Painted Yourself In A Plot Corner.

I Don't Want My Readers Slowed Down By Long Passages Of Narrative.

Go Figure That. Joseph Morelli With A House, A Dog, A Steady Job, And An Suv. And On Odd Days Of The Month He Woke Up Wanting To Marry Me. It Turns Out Want To Marry Him On Even Days Of The Month, So To Date We've Been Spared Commitment.